so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm bleeding and have questions
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