Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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