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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?

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(518): View more from New York

for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt

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(330): View more from Ohio

My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?

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(360): View more from Washington

The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off

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(507): View more from Minnesota

No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.

(320): View more from Minnesota

It's ok, February is a short month

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(360): View more from Washington

Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.

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