Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.