my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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