I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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