Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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