belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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