Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
