She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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