I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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