I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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