Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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