dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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