her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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