So gin and wine won't be happening again
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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