Ambien. No doubt about it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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