There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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