If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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