The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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