i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once