Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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