I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I need moral support for this bender
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.