in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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