I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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