If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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