Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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