dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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