everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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