We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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