She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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