margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
