yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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