Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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