I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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