We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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