...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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