i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
you made out with another girl for some wings
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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