Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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