she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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