She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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