Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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