; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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