Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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