No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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