you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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