I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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