so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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