...so i touched it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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