the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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