So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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