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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...

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• (914): View more from New York

  We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.

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• (805): View more from California

  The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more

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• (716): View more from New York

  Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.

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