STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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