plz talk dirty to me
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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