I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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