Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Randomize
