Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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