weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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